Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!

It was sent as a test, all that chose to stay failed

Bug rocks don’t melt steel beams

It’s not made up, it’s not made up!

It can sense when something’s blocking it from closing all the way. It was just foolishly programmed to only pop back open a few times. Think it was the third or fourth was where it went into guillotine mode.

She reminds me of Janet Fist, vigilante receptionist

Mobius partisanship

I have no idea why they sent me a thermonuclear device, I ordered an Xbox controller

Ill tempered sea bass

“Okay fine, but you have to pinky promise you won’t shoot up any schools like you told those people online.”

I don’t think the “gaming journalists” have ever heard of alliteration.

Gotta make sure the rooms are being used for good and not evil.

For anyone else curious which hotels are affected by this measure:

• Hilton Las Vegas
• Conrad Las Vegas
• Crockfords Las Vegas

That’s koalas

Big K o a l a s

That’s koalas!

Big K O A L A S!

Loved that you could get into fights in the Wayne Gretsky series

GoldenEye 007

Perfect Dark

Dark Rift

Battletanx

Gauntlet Legends

Cruis’n World

Rush 2

Mission Impossible

Army Men Sarge’s Heroes

Army Men Air Combat

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2

Hydro Thunder

Beetle Adventure Racing

Wayne Gretsky’s 3D Hockey 98’

Worms Armageddon

Edit: readability

The only teleprompter warning he’s gonna get

Industry executives have one fatal weakness, the GEP gun

That idiot needs to never be allowed to work in an industry that uses computers ever again.

Israel Decapitation Force