eth0? No no, we need wlps0n1pn2d4es6vsd9c69420
eth0? No no, we need wlps0n1pn2d4es6vsd9c69420
When I used to try and ask AI for help, most of the time it would just give me fake command combinations or reference some made-up documentation
“We’ve investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing”
And not a single one of us can or will do anything about it.
Microsoft Data Theft as a Service
GERIATRIC FIGHT NIGHT
Spoken like a true capitalist!
What a beautiful thing
When you download something without permission, you’re a criminal
When MicroShit does it, it’s a feature
Wow! Tell me more!
A caring steward of the motorway. You should take comfort knowing that you share the road with such upstanding citizens!
Return to monke.
Vacations paid for by dark money which the justices won’t report
I’ll take “big red flags” for $1000
True friendship
No you idiot, Tony Paddy Cakes, the bakers man. That Irish piece of shit’s gotta go. He’s been making too much dough, on our turf.
Look, I want yous guys to go put the icing on Tony Cakes
Glad to see they finally let you use the internet at the mental institution you’re kept in
Comrade, this is bad idea. Kaspersky is nice! Get rid of viruses, replace with friendly Russian rootkit. Is no problem!
Kubernetes: I will ruin your fucking life