This reminds me it’s nearly time to get my next second-hand PS4 game.

Keep your ugly fuckin’ goldbrickin’ ass out of my federated community.

Wait, I thought that was just a remake of Prey. System Shock 2 is one of my favourite games of all time.

You can be arrested just for saying you’re a gamer.

Well, there’s no reason why the DM couldn’t hold the character sheets and you only perceive that your character is good at certain things from your choices and their outcome in the scenario (but you could be wildly wrong). In real life you don’t know exactly how many charisma points you have.

Obsession with character sheets comes from the misapprehension that the R in RPG stands for “roll” and not “role” imo.

Reviews of some indie games were bought, it was asserted, because the games involved just wandering round a location investigating things (i.e. the diary notes in Resident Evil and System Shock) and didn’t even let you collect experience points like a proper masculine game.

The more I learn about my language the less I think it matters. Maybe in embedded C you can’t just leave everything to the compiler though.

Please understand.

Real developer’s commit messages are all “Oops”.

Good that they have Uber Black though.

They’ll never top Windows 95 to be honest.

So his big revelation is that Fortnite is really popular with kids.

Soon-to-be trifold crack the first time it’s dropped.

They’re going to increase the amount of shovelware in the PlayStation Store at a geometric rate.

Well yeah, it’d be like if an advertising copy writer said their job was “English”.

How is software not a subset of IT?

Oh, If love it if their lawyers tore a big strip out of Open AI (not that OpenAI need any help operating their massive money furnace.)

Where happy teams go to die.

Contrast is Satan to designers, because being able to distinguish the zones of a UI messes with their perfect colour blocking.