let’s just not have doctors
Why not? Bunch of liberal elites anyway. Probably Jewish or turning kids trans or something too.
Instead, for a small monthly donation, Pastor Jim can write you a prescription for Jesus! If that doesn’t work, you were a sinner anyway and God wanted you dead. Perfect system, praise be, onwards to greatness America! /S
Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.
Every time I am reminded that she was a chemical engineer, I picture Thatcher as a more-demure-yet-viciously-effective Yzma.
Edit: And Mr. “Too Tall To Be A Bus Driver” John Major as a blond Kronk?! Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.
Also, a lifetime supply of peanuts to all residents who aren’t allergic 🥜
And my axe ass!
Nobody should be able to do that.
Restricting freedoms too?! You must be one uhv them commi an-tee-fah immigrants takin’ up all our jobs and unemployment benefits! Stay away from our cats! … unless they belong to childless women, then it’s fair game! /S
Whoa whoa whoa, building codes? That’s just costly red tape! How will builders see ever increasing profit margins with all this government bureaucracy?! Remove the building codes entirely, let the Free MarketTM do an invisible handshake with Jesus, and the rest will take care of itself /s
Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?
My political views are whatever this is.
Well, this is poverty. Vote GOP and they’ll help you achieve it!
Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!
Are bacteria Republicans?
Also, your comment was gold. This is for you:
#AnimeIRL
He do not feel ashamed!
Hip deep in the Pepto
I got five on her like Ben Folds
I got more tail than that PetCo
You faker than some Sweet’N Low
Yeah, you got some silverware
But really, are you eating though?
That sounds like a good way to get shot…
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