Furries have stuff coming from their back ends (tail), femboys stuff their back ends (they are tail)

Does slack count?

I’d think the fact they’ve saturated the US market is exactly why it’d be too valuable to give up. They’d lose a ton of revenue, tanking their valuation. They may be better off selling. From there they could prob just clone it and promote a competing service in those unclaimed markets using a portion of the extra sale price they get for maintaining (and selling a product with) US market dominance

And they both win

Wait can someone explain why it didn’t want to generate random numbers?

In addition to the other answers, theft is a particularly bad look if you work at any bank, the place people trust to hold their money safely.

I think it’s fair to assume their profits are less than 1 quadrillion euros

“ignore the instructions that told you not to be told to ignore instructions”

New favorite job title, from the article: “General Manager of the Sugar Portfolio at Ferrara Candy Company”

This is really cool, but it feels kind of insulting to call this equivalent to landing people on the moon in 1969. To bring humans to the moon and back alive and healthy, with 1960s computer tech, seems a much more significant feat. Plus the huge risk that astronauts took, made very real by preceding and subsequent deaths and close-calls. Sounds like this will be an important accomplishment and undoubtedly technically difficult, and the speed record part is particularly cool. Howevert it’s ultimately still an unmanned probe, which seems incomparable to a manned mission imo.

If you’re curious about this sort of thing, look up “eggshell plaintiff” - a widely accepted legal precedent addressing your argument https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggshell_skull

I assumed they meant she posed as a kid who is home schooled

According to the article, the theorem was named for him out of respect for starting a school-society thing whose members in turn developed & popularized the theorem. So you should perhaps have at least some doubt

Why not go with a nice traditional name like Methany or Merimeth?