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They won’t notice, as fines are already in the cost projections.
They won’t notice, as fines are already in the cost projections.
See, this guy’s knows how to make money, unlike the rest of you pleps…
Don’t be stupid. How else an I going to make money by doing nothing? Get a job? That’s for people who don’t pull themselves up by their bootstraps!
Kilomillionaire literally means 1000 millions, aka a billion (short system) or a milliard (long system).
So my Tesla is pink. I guess the cop would’ve thrown a flashbang.
This is exactly what capitalism is: someone who’s idle makes more money than the actual workers. Fuck capitalism!!!
This just in: DeSantis is changing the official words prisons and jails to Freedom Centers. Their slogan is “Where Freedom meets people”
Wrong. The rich uses lab-grown water, clean from all the chemicals!
Which also means line goes down. That is unprecedented, and it’d lower the quality of their lives. Think about the rich people!
So, when do we eat them?
You misspelled tortured. Fuck these cynical assholes!
USENET. Thank me later
My kids are complaining about stomach cramps, but that’s because they ate too much pizza. Kids. They’ll be fine in the morning.
My washing machine has AI integrated. No joke. It says so on the sticker. What does it do? Analyze the weight of the load to determine the amount of time needed to wash, based on the selected cycle.
AI… Piss off, Samsung! And it’ll never get connected online.
I, too, pledge to be carbon neutral by 2030.
If I cannot meet the criteria, I’ll just move the deadline. Easy peasy, squeeze the world out of resources lemon squeezy.
I nearly died today. Literally. Let me explain; I’m still alive.
Does she not know who her dad is? Or maybe you’re referring to the child’s father?
If you do something illegal, and the result is a fixed fine, it’s only “illegal” for poor people. Rich people dgaf if they have to pay fine/ticket.