In Latin that’s Deus Ex Machina.

Looks like Trump came across a rerun of Bosom Buddies.

It’s happening to governments too, but they call it austerity.

If you make lunch long enough you’ll need to take a lunch break.

Aha. I see the angle they’re going for. “we need more energy to compete against the baddies undercut the working class”

Love. The language of love.

Because they need to know who to target ads for gutter cleaning systems and fat man t-shirts.

This is apples and oranges.

The shop has experience. They know it’s very probable it will break. They didn’t pay for the lesson, but you will pay for their experience. Get mad at the engineer of the phone not the repair technician.

You’ve got a better mechanic than me I guess. If you bring in an old shitty car for repairs you can expect more than one thing is in bad shape.

Yes, it’s repairable, but it’s fairly involved. A fair amount of the sofa needs to be “undone” to get the arm off. How much work that is depends on how the couch is constructed. Then it becomes a matter of matching the leather, which probably won’t be possible to make it invisible.

I am an expert. Or at least an upholsterer. When you say the leg broke, what broke? Did it snap? Did it push into the sofa? Some legs have a bolt sticking out and screw into a T nut that is on the inside of the sofa.

Sometimes that punches in and just spins when you turn it. You have to pull the bolt out as hard as you can and try to get those prongs to grab wood. Most legs are one of 2 sizes. You could find another leg and bolt it back on.

It may also be a block of wood that screws to the bottom of the sofa. The holes are probably hidden by the felt scuff pad thing.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with propping it up on a brick or book or whatever. If you want to be less ghetto, take a leg from the back and move it to the front so your guests can’t tell your couch is propped up on blocks

I love me a farm fresh avocado picked ripe from the Milwaukee avocado farms every June.

What an odd statement. What is society, if not a group of people looking out for each other?

And why the hell do the stormtroopers wear all that armor if one shot kills them?

Big Homeless

No, ‘nothing’ is definitely written on that stone.

I called my mother by her name. My oldest brother started it.

It makes the police state more efficient.

Seth Meyers must watch Cooking With Yan.

If Yan can cook, so can you!