You see, that’s because New York is a safe neighborhood. But that small ass town in Georgia? Full of unimaginable terrors. Most of them wear uniform.

Often enough even we didn’t know where we were going. Or where we were. Some creek, forest, who knows. We’d go home once hungry.

Hey government perverts. Keep out of panties that are not on your own ass or your partner’s. And ask before you dive in. You’re disgusting!

I’m pretty sure we’ll grant asylum to all those political refugees. Come to Europe, let the brain drain start.

Wait until they have to explain what supply and demand do to prices, that won’t be the last bonus that they’re missing.

Yeah, it hurts to say but that’s it. Blizzard as I loved it is long gone.

I’m happily using all the sensors my car offers, even if I’m pretty ok with driving by eyesight. Better sensors that can easily see through fog/rain/snow/whatever? Hell yeah, give them to me.

Oh god, that would be exactly what I need right now

Because “No taxation without representation”? No wait, that doesn’t make sense.

Hello. I’m from the mongolic empire ancient homeland restoration committee and would like to ask you for your opinion on everyone just fucking off of the sacred land of Temüjin and his ancestors.

Because every bullshit claim on land once settled on MUST be given back to some random tribe that once settled there.

By the way, the italians may claim israel for themselves, because the romans once held it.

Dear pro lifers. This is her blood. It’s on your hands now. It’s not the first blood that got spilled unnecessarily, and it won’t be the last. And it’s on your hands. YOU made this happen.

Oh no, I haven’t thought about that! I bet they’re capable of… dunno, Shakespearean art!

I like it when block-worthy people announce their block-worthyness.

I’m not sure about unsung hero, but I really enjoyed it and we sank a lot of hours into it in our dorm sessions.

Oh look. Glassholes 2.0

Oh god, I always giggle like a child when I see this shit 😅

You get roasted because it’s at least not entirely making sense. Prices in cities went up a lot as well. That’s not due to people moving away. I’m staying in my apartment that’s too big for one person because I would have to pick one half the size to at least keep my rent at the same level. And I’m one of those software dudes.

Holy shit, that has to be a brutal way to go 😐

The last transcript I’ve seen it guessed the wrong language and literally didn’t get one word right.

Microsoft teams has some automatic transcript capabilities that are so hilariously bad, it’s hard to believe Microsoft released it.

I guess they use the same service.