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When I wonder what heaven is like I imagine going a day without thinking about this Elon Musk motherfucker, then I imagine doing that every day forever and I feel a little closer to Jeebus.
When I wonder what heaven is like I imagine going a day without thinking about this Elon Musk motherfucker, then I imagine doing that every day forever and I feel a little closer to Jeebus.
This is Fisker’s second bankruptcy
Wonder if OP thinks “right side up” means the left side is down
The judge should warn the GOP senators about minding their own fucking business
I switched in the late 90s to attract women. I still think it’s going to work someday.
Or maybe, and this may sound a little crazy but maybe the guy didn’t eat an airplane
“Gastroenterologists who X-rayed Lotito’s stomach said he was capable of consuming 2 pounds per day, according to his Guinness World Records entry.”
I often read things and think about them and realize that it’s so absurd I can’t believe anyone tried to pass it off as true, and this is one of them.
Gastroenterologist: “Oh yeah, that stomach can consume metal, I know because…” Because what? You’ve been trained to identify stomachs that can digest metal using X-rays? What day of gastroenterologist school was that?
Go Google abdominal X-ray. You can’t even tell where the stomach is, it’s just a cloudy area.
"Oh yeah, that cloudy area there can definitely digest metal, I can tell just by looking at it. I’d say it can digest, say, a pound and a half easily. Probably two pounds. Probably not two and a half though, I can tell just by looking at it that two pounds would be too much. "
Hate to be that guy but he was a kid in that movie. He went on to be the rebel leader, without mom, as an adult, which is what the robots were trying to prevent
I… first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue… a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I… I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh… women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh… I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I… I do deny them my essence.
They probably get every benefit once and every bill twice.
Unfortunately, tardigrades love the bass and cello and hate violins so the only way to get a photo of one playing the violin would be to fake it somehow
I don’t understand the idea of subjecting yourself to them long enough to get tired of them
There’s extra steps that have to be taken in order to serve food so they’re probably officially classified as a restaurant
I’ll never understand their obsession with other people’s genitals
Imagine if they actually spent time representing everyone instead of constantly picking a group and coming up with stupid ways to harass them.
Exactly. They’re subtle about it and it needs to be pointed out as much s possible.
Adults shouldn’t be using emojis, and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on
Yep. It’s called “replacement theory” and it’s a core belief among racist organizations like Nazis, the Aryan nation and the KKK. It’s also talked about constantly on Fox News and other right wing media.
I love that movie. The way they run with blades is so good