Tim Apple: “Today, we’re excited to announce ‘Kumbaya Messaging’™️ for iOS, iPadOS, WatchOS, and MacOS! Kumbaya Messaging™️ brings not only Apple Ecosystem™️enjoyers closer together through rich, more connected communications, but will allow all your friends and family who are still using Android to be able to be able to enjoy all of your shitposting gifs, memeojis, and Live Photo™️ snapshots of your take-out pho, including the hilariously embarrassing audio you always forget about. We at Apple want to bridge the divides in our daily lives, and with Kumbaya Messaging™️, we believe we can bring all of us that much closer together.”

Yep.

See: Regulatory Capture

*jots down ‘load kids feet first into chipper’

Wait, is Microsoft violating child labor laws, too!?

LOL

Oooh, ooh, I hope Gym Jordan, Fivehead Gaetz, Jimbob Squarehead Comer, and Margarine Traitor Greene will offer to fight me for the very mean tweets I’ve sent them!!!

and grits straight off Natalie Portman.

Go on…

“continued political polarization”

Weird way to spell “flagrant GOP obstructionism and dysfunction.”

🤷‍♂️

“Hey honey, look, Morgan Freeman and Reverend Al Sharpton are having a fistfight over who loves Trump more! See!? We can’t be racist!”

Horseshit. I’m railing against cynics that have absolutely no understanding of the legal system. I do have an understanding of it.

I’m not an optimist. I’m a realist with experience in the the legal system that is absolutely fucking sick and tired of unbridled cynicism from people that fundamentally do not understand how the legal system works.

With your level of conviction to willful ignorance, you may as well grab a maga hat. Or you can go fucking learn something about the legal system instead.

I don’t care what you “believe.” You don’t understand the justice system. This isn’t a critique, it’s a fact.

I also don’t give the slightest shit about polling. Polls have been consistently incorrect for the last decade, and are incessantly spun to create controversy.

I’ve long expected him to run off to Russia and I’m continually surprised he hasn’t. Maybe he still somehow thinks he’ll skate or otherwise knows he doesn’t have a way in? Maybe that’s why he’s been buttering them up in his speeches.

And to the other point, absolutely agree. That’s been the one thing that’s kept me more optimistic, that once he’s put away or buried under a piss-covered headstone, there’s no one capable of controlling the cult. The craziest of the crazies will go on with doomsday conspiracies with miraculous returns that never happen, but the head of the magatshitsnake will be cut off.

You don’t know what you’re talking about, which was the point of my comment to begin with.

You’re simply ignorant of the system and making assumptions based on emotion. You need to absorb actual information on the proceedings from reputable news sources. I can suggest a number of lawyers who moonlight with podcasts if you’d like.

No, the Org was criminally convicted already. That’s why the CFO went to prison.

This is a different case.

He’s never making it into that office again, one way or another.

“They let him get away with anything.”

“Ok he’s under investigation but they’ll let him slide.”

“Ok, he’s been charged, but they’ll never convict him.”

The Trump organization is already criminally convicted of fraud and Weiselberg already spent time at Rikers Island.

Trump has already been found liable for rape and defamation, and another case for that act is going to add to his millions in damages that he will have to pay.

His business in New York is already a dead man walking. He’s going to have to liquidate nearly everything to pay off the damages that the Judge will decide from this trial in December, if not earlier, depending on witnesses the defense calls.

There are likely going to be criminal fraud charges brought for the same actions and intent being uncovered in this case.

In March, the Federal criminal case begins for election interference and obstruction. Those charges will put him in prison before the '24 election. After that, Fulton Co. GA and Federal docs case will go forward and he will get more convictions and more time.

We all want the wheels of justice to turn faster on blatant fucks like this, but that’s not how the system works.

Trump is going to die in prison if he doesn’t off himself first.

Operation “Weekend at Vladdies” is fully underway.

And never soon enough.