Ich bin dabei 🙋🏼‍♂️

“historical assertions” OP was probably shitting when posting this.

Nothing about a thought has to be factual.

People don’t understand that they don’t have to agree with a shower thought xD

Oh yeah! I can’t wait for MAGA to find out who the “lazy video game playing mooch” ,that fox always brought, up really is!

I wish. Bush wasn’t nearly as corrupt, or as evil.

Caillou is what North Korea uses to torture spies

The video here explains it clearly

Traitor trump at it again.

I understand none of this.

What a smug piece of shit.

Don’t live there, but I think something to do with Dunkin Donuts

Is this real? I don’t think a cop could take such a tongue whipping without unholstering

My 5 year old son told me: “Ich hab dich lieb Daddy”

We only speak German at home, so it was out of no where and totally unexpected that he said Daddy instead of Papa.

English is my native tongue, so it was really a sweet surprise to here him say that. It hit me right in the heart strings.

This headline is so poorly written, that I had to take it to r/peterexplainsthejoke

He didn’t just drown in a lake. He went on a walk with his doctor, and they BOTH “drowned” in the lake.

This must be new, I remember the kings cave, but not the boat.

Next step is watching it with commentary on

I’ll allow it!

If an American works for ICE they should be openly labled a traitor, like Traitor J. trump