I mean, the money’s not bad either 🤣 so I don’t have to worry so much about Christmas presents now

Good job bud 👍

I just got offered a new job after rage quitting a really bad one. I’ll be working with at-risk kids in a group home, basically a low security facility for kids who have either had run-ins with the law and need a second chance or who just don’t have anywhere else to go. I’m excited, for once I feel like I’m going to be doing work that’s actually important and not just making some wealthy idiot wealthier.

If they’re privatized, could they be discharged through bankruptcy? I hear he’s a fan of bankruptcy.

Imagine buying a politician’s cryptocurrency Dragons

If someone tells you who they are, believe them.

It’S nOt A bUbBlE!

former current slave plantation

Bafta deez nuts

Well, not that shocked.

I’m not sure how it is in the USA at large, but where I live, I can walk right into a store and buy a gun, but I have to get a special permit to own a bulletproof vest 🤦‍♂️

Wouldn’t want to make it harder for the police to murder me I guess.

If my wife were here, she’d tell you that there’s a special place in heaven for animal lovers.

Back in my day you’d be lucky to see a javelina. Now you just want to kill em. Must be fuckin’ nice!

Please don’t go. The drones need you. They look up to you.

Good night, sweet prince. You weren’t a good app… you were the best.