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8 months agoWell, not that shocked.
Well, not that shocked.
I’m not sure how it is in the USA at large, but where I live, I can walk right into a store and buy a gun, but I have to get a special permit to own a bulletproof vest 🤦♂️
Wouldn’t want to make it harder for the police to murder me I guess.
If my wife were here, she’d tell you that there’s a special place in heaven for animal lovers.
Back in my day you’d be lucky to see a javelina. Now you just want to kill em. Must be fuckin’ nice!
Please don’t go. The drones need you. They look up to you.
Good night, sweet prince. You weren’t a good app… you were the best.
Bafta deez nuts