I know!

They don’t.

$$$

“idol hope”?

He probably could walk down Fifth Avenue with a toddler skewered on his mushroom dick and win more votes.

We’re hoping that very concrete, very public evidence might sway some of his base that actually have a few scruples left.

Well, sometimes they own other people

SimCity 2000 is a responsible adult?

And yet here you are.

My stinky what?

So, nothing new

Even after the haircut?

You’re the one telling randos to get bent, kid.

Look, I get it. You want to be part of something, and dogpiling someone online is easy. But maybe you could find something more productive to do with your time, hm?

Why is it such a sin to not like something? What’s your problem?

I don’t remember asking anyone to.

There’s any number of tweaks, fixes, and extensions that can be made that don’t look like a ten year old just found MS Paint

The wide format is clever, but the heavy sprite modification and additions are garish - as are the drop shadows you mentioned.

You should correct their spelling of “bullshit”

Odd imagery for them to choose for marketing.

Thanks, but I already wrote my own emulator.