The way she says “fuck yes” does it for me

Worth it

And not because you want to marry Karlach

Long wolfs? Woooooooolfs?

Somehow I always wind up being The Guy Who Had Better Not Get Hit By A Bus, and I have yet to win the damn lottery. Although I’m sure my chances would improve if I ever bought a ticket.

“Enterprise” software is always a jumbled mess of garbage written by a revolving door of the lowest-bidding morons. The marketing team just slaps a shiny label on it.

Taco trucks taste better anyway

Pretty sure this article is about the USA

Also where the fuck is this free healthcare?

And now, girl’s gone.

He would starve from hamberder deficiency

Shit, I live in Seattle and love Arkansas barbecue

Brownness

Well, that and the gulags

The rider shouldn’t have to care.

Naturally, simply being in a “self-driving” Tesla is reason enough to worry.

When the motor drivers are energized?

So, shoot live rounds, then?

Time to (a) fork it (b) stop using GitHub

So where do y’all have sex with her parents?

Is that the only place you’re not comfortable having sex with her parents?

“Mistakenly” deported? That was clearly intentional.

Were y’all trying to say “inappropriately,” or “illegally?”