In this thread: putting words into other people’s mouths.

I’m curious too, are there any actual conservatives here, you know, the people to whom OP’s request was given?

Honestly, it’s super easy and saves you a ton of money

I hope he can make lies and then when his nose is big enough he can break it off and use it as a beating stick to fight off the bad guys or light torches in the deku tree

This is that Pinocchio game right?

No u!

I use a different IDE for each language in which I code

E pluribus anus

Good for her

Yo this is T I G H T

I did that too, until things got weird with the new cat feeder

I think the future’s back in specialized devices. You give me a tablet that shows only textbooks, I read textbooks. You make it also access the internet, and I will immediately and exclusively use it for porn.

So just for harming people in Lebanon, Syria, and Iran then?

Hank Green is cool but my favourite has always been his cousin Tom. He helped the save the lonely Swedish after all

Edit: Removing double-post

Newfies are Irish in the same way that Quebecois are French

Didn’t Bin Laden come from the Saudi royal family?

Isn’t teflon a cancer-causing “forever chemical”?

I know nothing about the miniatures space, but I heard that Wizards of the Coast put more effort into paying their lawyers than paying their artists

Slaps on the wrist make for a spoiled child, and a spoiled child makes for a tyrant when they get a bit of authority

Jokes on them, I stopped shitting years ago. Now I’m always full of shit