The unbelievable part is that THEY would bother using actual flying drones to manufacture an emergency. Deepfake videos and bot armies to spread them are too easy.

Buffalo.

May I subscribe to Pelican Facts?

Why doesnt everyone switch from Windows???

Next year we make slave auctions great again

“The gang executes a CEO”

Are you suggesting that a simple faraday bag can neutralize an ankle monitor?

I found another suspect!

Obvious troll is obvious

Since the democratic party has become arguably centered instead of left, its natural that a new left leaning party should become mainstream

The coin isnt fake tho, its exactly what its supposed to be.

Seems like theres some widespread DNS problems again today

Your mom is a funicular railway

You shure ‘bout that?

TIL ice boxes were often called refrigerators long before electric refrigerators were common

Fascinating business opportunity, queer gun shops.

Do something good, get shit on in the comments. Par for the course, good work.

Its funny because the conventional wisdom is that rent is “throwing money away”

Throw me in the trash

Its not fine at all. What you describe is a crime, but very difficult to prosecute, so usually ignored.