Airbus: Wrr wrr wrr wrr wrr

Me: I feel safer already

Every day I become a little more like Ron Swanson.

I keep my phone in my pocket, and stuff will always end up rubbing against it. I plan on either reselling or giving this phone away in the future, so in keeping it as mint as possible.

There’s already a few noticeable scratches on the protector (S25 Ultra) so while it’s a tough phone, it replaced a Pixel 5 which had a pristine front glass after I was done with it.

Keeping to the car analogies, they’re like floormats. Not needed, but good to have.

Case and screen protector. This phone cost me over a grand, and you only need to drop it once.

Would you drive a car without a seatbelt?

Goddamnit I even did the voice on my head as I read your post. Well done

“Heetler… ees… out of de way.”

/cue Hell March

I’d lean more towards the stray.

Our fatass tuxie ran out the front door on a whim one night to go have an adventure. He never goes out at night.

Came back 20 minutes later with one of his claws bleeding. It appears as though he got spooked by something and tried to run up a tree but forgot to retract his claws well enough.

I saw it for the first time a few years ago and was crying tears of laughter. It’s absolutely brilliant.

Other drivers cannot read minds, so use the blinker.

Its why it’s there in the first place.

I will guarantee that some kid is already going around the playground saying their uncle works at Sony and he’s seen the PS6.

Get fucked Netflix.

I feel like watching Kingsmen again for some reason

My brain confusedly decided to read it as “have your license and/or face revoked”. Which I guess a fighter jet would likely be capable of!

This was a good conversation

I hope everyone’s SSDs have enough SPACE

Time to start a other shitty TokTik trend!

insert shitty AI voice “Only billionaires can afford to do this challenge!”

Came here to say this. Love that movie!

Isn’t nonalcoholic booze an oxymoron?

He wants it to be America’s WeChat.

How’s this game going? Haven’t been able to try it myself yet.