That was way cooler than I was expecting

You don’t need to seize it, just tax it enough that land ownership is no longer profitable

This guy sees the cat

Or it’s pulling back the curtain and showing us that the postal service has been the true power behind the throne this entire time

Thank you, this is the link I was looking for

Did they steal his accreditation?

This is America, we store things in the iCloud or the garage.

I like The Onion as much as the next guy but I don’t think it’s appropriate here

Stay classy, Russia

Tally ho, everyone

Hey Siri, how do I talk my way out of a social media poat I now regret?

I REFUDIATE THEE, MECHANICAL SERVANT OF SATAN!

This is human supremacy and it is not ok

Right, good catch!

It’s from that episode where Q shows him what his life would have been like if he hadn’t been stabbed through the heart in a bar fight.

LinkedInLunatics is leaking

Nice

Abusive pimps get the bullet, everyone else gets a 1040

I’m not sure exactly which variety it is, but I’m diagnosing you with derangement syndrome

Motivational speakers are repulsive to me in the same way super-engineered food is