inside scoop
Someone’s insides were definitely getting scooped.
inside scoop
Someone’s insides were definitely getting scooped.
GAU-10s if they want
I am heavy weapons guy
No, I am heavy weapons guy
Did someone say frijoles?
Lawyer: do you have any secret family?
Vance: no
Wife: pulls out controller and presses X
This is depends if there are still top secret documents there.
Driving on the highway
Hood pops open. Can’t see anything. Try to brake but crash.
⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.
Tesla: OTA update successful
I, for one, would love to be bread.
Warm, soft, and moist on the inside. Stuffed with meat like a nice thick savory sausage. Or maybe filled with sweet cream. At least spread with butter and covered with seed. Sesame is my favorite, while poppy is ok.
This is how we got the Herman Cain Award.
Expl-AI-n itself is a pun. With the letters AI in the word explain capitalized, readers can infer that artificial intelligence is being used to explain jokes.
Kill Fido
Fido ~ Fidon’t
Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.
1st one, won a dollar. Cool.
2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!
3rd one, won a dollar. ???
4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
Read the ticket name. “Always win a dollar”
Fo’ shizzle
Front + boot = froot?
Stop with the puns… We get the point
rally car navigator
Samir! You are not listening to my calls!
Triple caution!
Medium left! Meediumm leeffft!
You have to stay on the road!
A man who never eats pork buns, is never a whole man!
Howdy ho!
Also, depending on your lighting situation, you might want to think about shine through keycaps or not.
Shine through keycaps are a lot brighter. For me, I had shine through first and when I switched to non-shine through, I was surprised by how much more I had to turn up the back light to see anything in the dark.