

bit rude innit
bit rude innit
i know you dislike ads but not everything is an ad, sometimes people talk about stuff they enjoy
FUCK
ooo! finally a question I know how to answer.
those my friend, are backslashes. Glad I could help :)
an empty community is better than a nonexistent one :)
even if you don’t post, someone will come along and send something once in a while. like me at !weeviltime@sh.itjust.works
I just got a lotta shit to say.
I think my mastodon bio sums up my online existence pretty well
my old discord in a steamers server has HUNDREDS of my shitposts in there
since it appears you got an answer, I want to ask the opposite. I want to have audio of a book to listen along to where I can just plug in an ebook file and it the little robot in my device starts yappin’
All the websites are either 5000 character limit, paid AI, or Microsoft SoftwareAutomaticMouth (SAM) from the 80s that you can hardly understand (fun to make swear though)
TIL there’s not a question too dumb for this sub, but there IS a question too smart.
All the other answers are wrong, the real reason is that the browser does black magic by computing the number of pixels divided by zero.
Through reverse osmosis, this can be found to collude to the RGB pixels of the bottom left corner which if the same value can be determined that the color is black.
See the color code for black is #000000 which when turned into RGB is R:00 G:00 B:00. It then reversed the process to count all the white pixels. This can rule out nearly 2/3rds of images and the other ones are outsourced to an AI company.
The company in specific is the company that was just 500 people in India who all shuffle the images on a HUGE table. This is very slow, so the CEO speeds it up by giving them an IV tube filled with 50/50 redbull and radioactive sludge.
Once the AI finds a correct match the images are inserted into a vacuum tube to the basement where buddy the elf is having a dance party with the tough mail people. Due to this, there is only a small chance it will happen to float into the correct output vacuum tube. This is why TinEye is extremely unstable in giving accurate results.
Once the output is given it sends the letter to the local library to photocopy it by the sweet librarian named Edna. Once the image is found it is then e-mailed to HR to be double checked ever since those teenagers scanned their butts that one time.
It is then sent from Edna’s computer to a USB stick when gets stuck in car traffic because of the train festival located in town once every decade.
Once it gets back to TinEye HQ the janitor plugs it into the computer and looks at it even though the IT guy told him not to. The IT guy sees this on the alert system he installed last time and takes it from the janitor to deal with it properly.
The IT guy gives it a ticket number #538,221 on a sticky note then manually uploads it to TinEye.com to get to the customer.
He then closes ticket #538,221.
this is a joke answer if you couldn’t tell.
Also I didn’t use AI for this, I’m just bored as hell rn
I did use AI for this though:
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I’m naming him Jeff.
edit: OU NO JEFF FORMATTING KILELD HIM!!!
can you cross your eyes?
thinking it’s a joke is REALLY funny to me
While you’re at it and if you didn’t already PLEASE teach him how to exfoliate his skin. I felt so gross that I went YEARS not doing properly it because my parents were kinda… iffy on some things.
in what way did I share a positive view of it???
I think this is it. The difference between having a ‘type’ (normal) and being ‘black-pilled’ (weird) is the misogyny.
I said there’s hate for my demographic and SHOWED PROOF, how you trying to say I’m wrong??
I genuinely don’t understand what you’re trying to say
I’ve heard these in real life too, I just can’t show proof of that
literally any Instagram post about asexuality
there’s a TON of hate/distrust for asexual people. “you are just ugly” “you just haven’t met the right person” “why are you celebrating that you don’t have sex? that’s weird” etc.
I think this is it. The difference between having a ‘type’ (normal) and being ‘black-pilled’ (weird) is the misogyny.
happy cake day
yeah I have a reddit account that I’ve made like 3 comments and 1 post on but that’s more so I don’t get annoying “you need to be signed in to view this” messages :/
by the way if you need to view reddit on a VPN look up “redlib” it’s a alternative frontend UI that doesn’t block VPNs and is super helpful if I want to look something sketchy up in incognito mode with a VPN
it’s for TikTok, and screen recording a video vertically is pretty difficult for your average person
here’s a recreation where I was testing to see if the font matches

I have a Pixel phone so that’s probs why the emojis are different, the snake emoji is cuter tho :) 🐍🐍