Assuming local anesthetic was used to minimize the pain, a cut to the femoral artery might do it quickly. Google search says it only takes 3-5 minutes, sometimes less depending on the severity of the cut. Might be able to hasten things if you cut the femoral in each leg, too

Jfc that thumbnail of Huffman’s face triggered me. How did he manage to make his face look MORE punchable??

Holy shit I need this in sticker form so I can slap it on every vehicle with a MAGA sticker in my town.