“They hated Jesus for he told the truth” … .jpeg

Men will care a lot about actual aggressiveness. When you’ve had to be stitched back together after being jumped, passive-aggressiveness doesn’t seem like that much of a big deal.

Fuckin a, man.

Whelp, I was literally about to sign up to become a costco member, but fuck that

Fuck. That’s fair.

How are so many people missing the joke twice lol

My mindset exactly, may we well see if the juice is worth the squeeze, if you will.

Something something don’t cite the deep magic to me

This should be the cover photo/thumbnail/whatever for the show “Um, Actually” lol

Good on her parents for putting Tankard in her name since you need at least one to deal with her bullshit. Bad on them for releasing her into the world instead of into a rectum where she belongs.

This hardly makes a difference since you’re already fucked most times by grid lock if you’re in a car anywhere in Manhattan. If you need to get across town faster, do what the rest of us do, and take the subway.

At his age with his potential comorbidities? Surgery of any kind is absolutely a possible killer.

In a blaze of glory?

Do you know what the paradox of tolerance is?

Billionaires are the most removed species on this planet

If we all do our part, they could be removed further

Should say “lies” or “fabricates” to be clear, so tired of the “hallucinations” cop-out.

As a universal donor, this is great news! The blood banks may no longer treat me as special tho, dang…

Orders from on high to settle for a nice tidy sum? Can’t exactly trust this justice department.

Decisions, decisions: get this for my ps5, or wait until my pc build is done. Prob the latter, just need a couple more things and I’ve waited this long, what’s another couple weeks.

Sigh. Where do I shop instead? Anywhere that actually supports cooperative efforts?

The source is the Times of Israel, so…