I’m enjoying Control. It’s pretty good fun to play, but the story has really grabbed me.

Cwtch is the most obviously Welsh word there.

I have to tell you that I’ve been compelled to listen to the Tiny Toon Adventures theme song on Spotify, because your username has been stuck in my head all evening.

That’s mesothelioma. You’re thinking of what happens when the doctor tells you you’ve got a different disease to the one you actually have.

It’s an American thing (some parts anyway), my kids starting saying it from watching YouTubers until I corrected them harshly.

If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I’ve got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.

Terry Pratchett taught me that wind is caused by all of the trees waving about.

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony.

Another Reddit refugee here, hello world!