Your wife sounds like a go-getter and a badass!

Too real

I shed a tear when quoted strings stopped working

Skill issue of your coworker tbh

Meow

We have to write exams by hand

Yep

Yeah, you should have an egg next to your name :P

Wait, judo has mixed-gender brackets?

Welp, I guess you did

Are you okay with your diary being consumed by copilot?

Slack?

What do you use for email?

Seraphina

Thanks for sharing that, super interesting.

It’s probably warmer than a down parka

I’ve seen birds bathing, it’s very cute

Crows are too cool to care

Jk, I’ve seen some littler birds take shelter and some not care. Probably each species has a different tolerance

It rains in the tropics, though

Your macaws are like me