“Don’t call me dirty,” says the pig wallowing in a patch of dirt turned to mud by his own urine and feces.

Reminds me of a similar post from a few days ago / (link to post on OP’s instance). Maybe some of the same responses would fit here.

I’m sure Xi won’t bring this up when he makes his move on Taiwan. Way to give your buddy a free pass, Donald.

Varkin 'aard all morning, napping 'aard all afternoon. I dig it.

Sorry to hear about your acquaintance, “unalive” (and its other forms) is still ridiculous.

Oh no, somebody shit all over it repeatedly throughout the weekend by accident. Don’t worry, you can barely tell. Had one of my colleagues wrap it up for you and put it in your car when you came in so you’re all set.

Those frames immediately after impact keep replaying in my head and it makes me feel uncomfortable in public spaces. It’s so difficult to hide my erection.

Yes, “mourning”, that’s exactly what I’m doing.

What roles can foreigners occupy in the Ukrainian military?

Currently, the greatest need is for infantry, specifically riflemen. If you have other specialized skills, you may be considered for different roles. Many positions, particularly in the air force, air defense, logistics, and medical specialties (excluding combat medic), require knowledge of the Ukrainian language, which may limit eligibility. Your specific position will generally be determined based on the abilities demonstrated during the training process. However, if you have preferences, please include them in your email application.

Emphasis added. Source (see “Joining”, #7).

Not enough slurs if you’re going for authenticity.

They’ve got a set of cameras in a sort of working dog retirement home. I like to imagine that the dogs sit around and swap stories about times they helped their people or all the neat stuff they got to sniff while on the job.

Where’s the tech-related news or article for this post?

And a meal is food on a plate but if somebody hands you a garnish on a saucer, you’re going to be disappointed even if that garnish is technically edible.

What do you call something that’s like a showerthought but without the thought? Can’t just call it a shower, name’s taken.

This fucking guy presidents like he’s mis-clicking the Civ 5 UI in somebody else’s game looking for the nukes.

It’s a convenient place to rest the goalposts until they have to snatch them up and run away again.

The archives are clearly just biased. Reliance on verifiable facts tethers you to the nanny state which is a liberal conspiracy to try to make you learn stuff and know things.

Everything I need to think gets human-centipeded to me from the Kremlin (with Fox as an eagerly-gobbling middleman) like white American blue-eyed Jesus intended.

Could be entertaining if somebody accidentally flips the “allow slop machine to make up fake products” switch from off to on.

Doesn’t look anything like him.

Somebody realized they get a spike in traffic whenever there’s a shooting or something along those lines. Fresh blood keeps the ad revenue flowing.