I’m old school so an odometer should never do anything other than measure wheel rotations with a multiplier of circumference of the tire.

Maybe if you wanna get fancy have the multiplier occasionally recalibrated based on GPS but that’s it.

Well I guess it depends on when you bought it. If it was off eBay recently to try this new open platform that would be way less moronic.

I’d bet money it’s this.

Well fuck… I’m 54.

Well shit… I don’t even think about that.

Why is the narrator always Ron Howard in my head?

Ah so more market manipulation… got it. Jesus I hate this douchebag.

My dog used to do this. Would do this whole smiley wiggle her whole body thing when we’d come home. I miss her so much.

I consider myself reasonably intelligent but I also have ADHD so … I completely suck at chess.

Yeah I didn’t wanna pay that for a PS5. And the PS5 GPU alone is likely 5 times more power then what’s rumored to be in the switch 2… no way I’m paying that for a switch.

Can’t you make pickles from watermelon rind?

I like “butty” being slang for a piece of ass better.

Piece of …? Bread? Cake? Ass?

It’s just a matter of time before those are enshittified as well.

Edit: ok my bad… apparently you can side load different launchers. I may check one of those out then.

Jesus Tap dancing Christ

I wasn’t.

They weren’t war plans. They were attack plans. /s 🤦‍♂️

I actually kinda think it was intentional. Any business savvy person knew these tariffs were coming and that they would be disruptive especially to something like the Switch 2.

Also only ever lived in the Bible Belt although at least near more liberal universities. And you’re right, just because they can’t vote, doesn’t mean they aren’t affected.

And boy do I hope you’re right that this causes people to wake up.

Ok I had to do this. This quote is too awesome.