Fuck that’s probably righteous compost by now

His mom has pretty good tang though 👀👀

Rent has actually been going down in my area for the last few years, and they pay me enough that I can do stuff for like the elderly or the impoverished for drastically reduced rates. So I’m good with it.

Leave it to lemmings to make even Robin Hood-ing landlords into something bad 😂

If you can do stuff, literally just on the Thumbtack app lmfao landlords get on there when they need repairs done, so I do them and they pay whatever I want. I fleeced landlords to the tune of like $2000 last week, only worked 3 days.

Then when I get honest hardworking customers, I cut them a break. The landlords subsidize the regular people.

I started my own business where I get to take advantage of landlords 🥲 it’s pretty much my dream

Trump federally legalized “psychoactive hemp” with the 2018 farm bill.

Still, I’m ready to get Ruby Ridged if the feds come for my plants.

Regardless of our differences in garbage strategy, surely we can at least agree that threatening to decapitate someone for using your garbage can is, at the very best, completely insane.

Yes, I’ve been doing it for years. It actually seems ridiculous to me that not bagging your garbage would lead to them not picking it up, but so does the idea of a private garbage corporation. The city picks mine up. They never complain and I never find my garbage in the streets. I’ve never seen them drop any recyclables either, and basically everyone in my neighborhood recycles at least to some degree.

My household also don’t throw much away. We compost nearly 100% of our food and pet wastes and most of our cardboard and paper, avoid single use plastics, and recycle. Usually our inside bin doesn’t even fill up week to week.

I have a compost bin in my kitchen, it gets pretty gnarly sometimes if I don’t take it out for a couple days.

I also don’t use garbage bags at all, the garbage can literally exists to hold garbage what the fuck are these people on about 😂 I hose mine out after trash pickup.

Imagine being so utterly Babylon that you threaten violent death on someone for using your garbage can. These people are lunatics.

Nah Uber is a piece of shit. I meant like selling drugs or hookin’

Yes but you can get money in many different ways so that’s nice.

What ended up happening over the Stormy Daniels thing?

won’t.
Of course he can, but he won’t

Meth literally ruined my life, my kid’s mom started doing that shit and it was a catastrophe. Fortunately I’ve been clean pretty much the whole time because meth is a shitty drug and I’ve picked up the pieces pretty well, I’m currently the happiest ive ever been.

He’s not though 😬 don’t do meth. Don’t hang out with people who do it. It’s pretty much a hassle all the way around, and who needs that? Especially for a drug that makes you pick at your face and chain-smoke fucking gross ass Pall-Malls in the driveway for three straight days

I used to have this friend we called Blaster Taylor. He was cool as fuck until he started abusing Adderall, and that Adderall addiction turned into meth pretty quick. Started shooting it, that’s when I stopped kickin it with him.

Anyway a couple years after that he got busted selling a bag of rock salt to an undercover cop saying it was meth, and he did a couple years for that as I recall. I don’t talk to any of those dudes anymore but last I heard he’s out by now, complete with swastika face tats.

To paraphrase John Darnielle, selling fake meth was a bad idea; but selling it to a cop was a worse one.

Lithium batteries and their associated wastes and byproducts are an ecological catastrophe though in fairness

Well that is, indeed, wack. I appreciate your perspective, I can’t believe I missed the “corporations lying for money” angle. I’m usually on top of it.

Honestly, I know this is a polarizing issue, but nuclear is clean and pretty much safe and you don’t need batteries for it. Lithium batteries of course being an ecological nightmare. Bring it on I say.

That’s true, I was in fact wholly unaware. Human history just gets worse the more you learn, huh?

I stand corrected