Speech from a bad episode of The Office, to be honest. Got a little too cringe to be funny.

Today on ‘Murica, we ask why authoritarian countries are such shitholes, and we try an experiment to find out…

In their defense, the doors of the contract opened up, not out, like on poor people’s cars.

Don’t worry, we can always collaborate with Chinese agencies as they take the lead in world organization.

We had a good run.

“It’s just a narcissist, sir. It’s narcissist-thin.”

Automation.

Upvoted for humility. You’re a good egg.

Houston was not designed with traffic in mind. Houston is a blob of vague zoning laws and and “add-a-lane” monstrous freeways that create 4 hours of crawling traffic.

The only thing that would cause deflation is innovation or reduced demand, and there’s not a lot of innovation in food, and everyone but anorexics seem determined to eat.

Where was Peewee Herman when we needed him?

Soon we won’t even read the headlines and just react to what we’re thinking about, which is why this 3D printer sucks.

He might live in Phoenix.

Well, you posted on the internet, looks like you can add being a hacker to your slippery slope fallacies.

I’m waiting for the inevitable presidential body pillow that conservatives can dry-trump.

Pure Socialism is a society where resources are shared as equally as possible across all participants. Resources are distributed as appropriately as possible to create what is needed, excess is distributed with as little waste as possible. Communism has a centralized body to distribute these resources.

I feel they respect the fact you keep these things out of your life, but as an outside voice, your original comment read similar to the classic “I don’t have a tv in my house.” I’m glad you clarified!

Estonia, Latvia, and Moldova seem to be the next likely targets.

If you vote for trump you deserve him.

Maybe set an income limit of $25 million per year to be on the jury?

Well that just, like, your opinion, man.