Probably even better for OP if they have no money is the Olio app, where people give away free food (and non-food). It depends on activity in your local area, but in many areas there are people who regularly collect food from supermarkets at the end of the day to give away. I’ve given away portions of meals before when I’ve cooked too much to freeze it all.

This. My sister in law teaches and keeps all the letters she gets from her students. It’s stuff like that that keeps teachers going.

I once used prestidigitation to create a fart near some goblins to distract them when we unexpectedly walked into a room full of them. They started arguing and fighting about who did it and we ran away.

I encountered the magic roundabout 25 years ago, just as a passenger, and I’m still mentally scarred.

Dorothy Parker would have drunk tweeted from dinner parties savagely taking down all the other guests.

That sounds very wrong. And probably dangerous.

Taking echinacia (sp?) to get rid of a cold. I’ve given up trying to tell my friends they’re wasting their money because they believe it works, because they start feeling better, and won’t be told that that was going to happen anyway.