Good one! Will tell this to my kid over breakfast and look forward to him repeating 38 times by dinner :)

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My fear is that ‘my friend, the author’ won’t be describing me in friendly terms, but in a horribly honest way, detailing bad habits I was previously oblivious to.

I’m sure he can still get a discount at the Four Seasons…

'Keep ‘em dumb and they’ll continue to vote for us!’ - GOP, probably.

I have never had a reason to visit Arkansas. The list of reasons to avoid it is growing, though.

Bingo! Footage from the Jan 6th riot clearly showed the idiots communicating via twitter. Can’t wait to see what the DMs disclose. The authorities already the phones of some of the recipients of those messages - whatever they found clearly gave Smith and the justice department justification to get Trump’s account records.