Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Sorry that was taken out of context, the real quote would be: “[…] should drive an Uber over the studio executives or go to the beach for a year to train sharks to attack studio executives”

Nice praxis, comrade Deering.

Is an appeal after a jury trial possible? I thought i had heard it was final?

Anti-war crimes -> Pro-Palestine -> Antisemitic

I think I’ve got it in two!

not reading that essay (/s)

It’s strange. The man pages contain everything you need to know and even examples ready to use. But people would rather try and fail several times. I wonder what inner motivation makes someone have this kind of process. Is there a reward when you manage to make it work through erring? Psychologists, do you know?

You need to read them apparently? I don’t know, this is weird

Daddy I’d Adore to beFriend

Time to plan a 3-day workshop with yourself at the pub to get it together

Wow this job has massive amounts of unnecessary stress, I wonder what the cause can be.

The cause is me, 6 months ago.

(Written for comedic purposes only. Managers are my single source of stress)

Meat is back on the menu boyz!

I work for the Atlantic and Pacific Telegraph Company, and I think I talk for everyone when I say: yes, why not

If one single line of code can make you lose $60M, surely you’ll ensure due review processes and independent QA and clear requirements and regular audits and a middle management not only doing KPI monitoring for a failing upper management. Right? Rrrright?

Since horses disappeared from America 8000 BCE, I highly doubt that there would be any reminiscence of how to tame them. And I highly doubt that they were domesticated anyway when they disappeared (sheep and goats as were first domesticated around 9000 BCE)

GOOD point

Preparing and burying your own is a recipe for cholera outbreak

Reject nonreligious communities, join the religious non-communities. Choose your flavour between anarcho-catholics, Sikhs of the woods, or feral Zoroastrians

Can’t wait to install proprietary, incompatible, bloatware-ridden MS software on my Linux PC! This is everything I ever wanted!

True! I’ve got rid of my monitor a long time ago, who needs one? gshshhshshshhshbsbbs

Everyone on any Linux thread ever: you are a moron, obviously and you’re doing it wrong. Why don’t you install another distro, or better yet: modify and recompile your distro to match your desired experience, the code is open source ffs! What do you need? 4 years of work maybe? Come on.

Yes, but this is the default on many distros, so for once the end user is not to blame