Try old.reddit.com

Use a user agent switcher. Usually fixes the problems.

Same everywhere else

Don’t do that, it won’t bring many people here. It will just give Reddit more free content.

No

What is sh.reddit.com

You can do that?

No, it’s only the same if the desktop display is the same size as the laptop screen but lower resolution. Which just isn’t the case most of the time.

My school laptop is at 125% (it’s high resolution enough that I have a hard time reading the text on 100% ) and my other laptop is 100% . 150% is just wasted screen space.

The things you say you want are the complete opposite of lemmygrad (and hexbear). I’d avoid lemmy.world, apparently the mods there abuse their power, and the fedi is meant to be spread apart, Lemmy.world is getting a bit big. I don’t see why you should go to a Lemmy instance specific to politics, but the only ones I know of don’t follow any of the things you want. I’d say to join a general purpose instance, maybe one in your country? Or you could join a topic specific instance like the programmer one and the various star trek instances.

Fuck off

How exactly?

I think if this is implemented, it should be configurable for each community. On !perchance@lemmy.world for example, people posting there will often have just made a Lemmy account so they can ask for help. Not being able to post images would make this harder so they would probably just make a post in the old subreddit.

There are tonnes of great foss android apps.

We should spam gibberish so it gets confused

Over here there really isn’t anything that would make shoes visibly dirty. The only time is when there’s tonnes of rain and I take shoes off when that happens. Do you live in an area where it snows or is muddy? Those are the only reasons for needing to clean the floor often I can think of .

I don’t have slippers, and my shoes are pretty comfy. If I want to lay on a bed, I’ll take my shoes off, it’s not hard. I use the same inside and outside shoes, cos I’m way to fking lazy to swap shoes when going in and out, if I had to then I wouldn’t wear shoes inside. I’m not saying you should, so please don’t reply with 40 paragraphs about why I shouldn’t.

Why not? They aren’t getting dirty, i don’t step in mud or water or stuff like that.

Any ways that dont involve being a complete asshole?

That is a brilliant idea, but make a GitHub issue first so it’s a known issue.