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I have so much microplastics in my balls there’s no room for the pee anymore.

They’re the world‘s most fearsome fighting team.

This guy thinks Brazzers makes documentaries.

This is it for me. All of this has me pretty down, because the gamification works really well on me and I enjoy it. But fuck AI.

…leaving gallon milk containers in the fridge with one swallow left…

That monster…

Just got a notification about this from my kids school district in Northern CA.

Spoiler alert, he’ll be acquitted.

DUH

FWIW, not all flash memory is created equal. Apple does tend to use premium chips with better error correction, etc. All that said, it’s still not worth it for most of us, most of the time.

That guy: Man, I never thought that leopard would eat MY face!

Depends how long they’ve been dead. After a while it’s pretty impossible to tell one corpse from another, it would be easy to fake the identity of the witness.

Ok, good call. So five so far.

Dude, for real? Like what?

I’m sorry, but any game putting out free content updates (and major ones, too) over 8 years later is unheard of these days. Like, maybe Minecraft is the only other one I can think of.

I’ll say it; could be HSV.

Easy, man, shit happens. And this kind of shit is incredibly rare. You don’t know how you’d react (unless you have “bounced” in which case my apologies, carry on talking shit about this poor woman).

Yeah, it’s one of the more dangerous ones because it can lead to exactly what she experienced, which is two parachutes out at the same time.

Or your reserve can get tangled up in the lines from the main, which is also, as we say in skydiving circles, “really fucking bad.”

Horseshoe malfunctions are no joke. She’s lucky to still be alive, for sure.

Gotta put that mic down, bro.