Uninstalled.

Luckily I/people I interact with never used it much.

Like others have pointed out, It was indeed very much tongue-in-cheek.

Just what we needed, more surveillance /s

These days, most companies that work with web based products are under pressure from upper management to “use AI”, as there’s a fear of missing out if they don’t. Now, management doesn’t necessarily have any idea what they should use it for, so they leave that to product managers and such. They don’t have any idea, either, and so they look at what features others have built and find a way to adapt one or more of those to fit their own products.

Slap on back, job well done, clueless upper management happy, even though money and time have been spent and the revenue remains the same.

“Come oot here and I’ll rip yer hed off!”

If you’re diligent you could be looking at decades of not installing crap!

Same in Norway, many providers have been offering 10Gb for a while now.

Reminded me of a comment a colleague made during a hotel stay in the US, “they got six people greeting me as I enter the lobby but no one to fix my shower”.

Yes, it’s ‘fem’ in Norwegian, too…

Yup, I can’t get past 5 in Norwegian.

Apparently a foldable OLED screen is, typically expected to last at least 200.000 folds. That’s more than a 100 folds/day for 5 years. I’d take my chances on one, I think.

Hehe, probably. It’s just something I like to say, with the implication being that if the speed of light is fast, then the speed of darkness must be slow. It stands to reason, right?

I like how they both appear to have faces of pure bliss, and folding their front paws together in prayer. We must fight but let’s pray it’ll be a civil fight.

Alright, we’ll give you really cool claws, but the trade-off is that you’ll move with the speed of darkness.

Same in Norwegian, dovendyr.

Doven = lazy, or more accurately, “action less”. Dyr = animal.

How the heck do you clean your old carburators? /j

True, microsoft is a wehrmacht nazi soldier where as apple is full on gestapo.

Can’t hold back spending taxpayer money when shopping for tools to keep the taxpayer down. /s

Tesla is in a league of its own when it comes to quality control issues.

Tesla in Norway set up a paint shop to repaint Model S cars as they arrived, since some had such a thin coat of paint you could see through to the primer.

My nephew, on picking up his new Model 3, was asked to walk around the car and highlight trim defects and panel gaps he would like them to fix/improve.

A friend of mine’s Model X had such poor welds in places it quickly developed cracks in the rear door jamb areas. Tesla called it normal and so he ended up stripping down the car and rewelded these areas himself.

There are so many stories out there, and I feel like Tesla was given a pass by the press/people because “oooh, electric, exciting, much nice, so environmentally friendly”.

He’s looking more and more like Kim Jong Un by the day…