A lot are still doing that and haven’t moved up

(Please at least use SFTP!)

I’ll be fine, go ahead and take your time ☺️

Boy trickle down economics sure is looking GREAT, huh?? Share holder success is better than ever, now if we could just do a thing about those pesky peasants… They better not go after poverty assistance or work benefits, that comes out of our taxes, can’t have our portfolio drop a fraction of a percent, can we?? Yep we’ll just exploit the masses until there’s nothing left and then… Uh…

At least we put them on pretty 3D animated carbonated beverage advertisements for Christmastime for a while, that must’ve felt really nice until you consider that humans are exploiting your cute and cuddly experience to increase shareholder revenue due to sales of an unnecessarily sugared beverage made with tropical fruit seeds

Humanity: having an obesity epidemic

Polar Bears: “increased fat stores?? D E L I C I O U S”

Never enough, that’s a shareholder-beholden corporation for you. Parasitic-ridden creature devouring everything in sight to feed its parasites.

Execs: “Why was Xbox third place this generation?!”

Product Managers: “Uuuh idk let’s check Reddit”

Reddit: “Well first there’s not much in the way of AAA–”

Exec: “THAT’S IT! FIRE OUR INDIE STUDIOS! EVERYBODY MAKES AAA RIGHT NOW!!”

Dude we literally have that unix_surrealism comic there’s at least some love for BSDs here

There’s a lot of us neurodivergent folks in tech because it suits our needs better than a lot of other fields, and a lot of us just love technology

We’re more prone to being LGBTQIA+ than neurotypical folks, scientifically documented

Makes sense tech would have more trans folks as a result, we pad the numbers a lil bit

This is of course a generalization and actual ND/LGBTQIA+ presence is going to vary based on job, location, how insufferable management is, etc, and not all NDs are LGBTQIA+ and vice versa.

Better give us a really fucking good Elder Scrolls 6 if you’re gonna pull this shit

If it wasn’t for those rascally penguins I would be flat broke trying to afford the latest system requirements for Windows 12 or a mediocre MacBook instead of a $120 5 year old Dell Latitude, how dare they!!

I know what you’re getting at and this isn’t directed at you and I know this is why it’s done, but the capabilities of the phone don’t have any bearing on the use of the AI so why gatekeep it? It’s a dumb way to make a profit.

Floridian boomers, xenophobes and christofascists keep putting him back in

This is why I cringe at cell phone manufacturers selling cloud and AI features based on phone models because wtf you’re not running that cloud on that handset so why do you gatekeep the product behind that model? It can’t require that many resources, it’s a cloud app!

Left brain urging me to write “that’s a lie those are scissor switches”, right brain just going awwwwwwwwwwww

That’s it, I’m only using epoch from now on, that’s enough of your time zone shenanigans

I grew up with that one, really good and plays best with a 6-button

Also enjoy the weird “ending except not really because you played low difficulty” :D Still mildly weirds me out seeing that screen, even if you did play the whole game, saw that a lot until I improved.

Congrats iOS users, happy for you :D That opens a lot more devices up to being able to do stuff.

📢 JET GRIND RADIOOOOOOOOO 🎶🎹🔊

Also both Sonic Adventures, Virtual On Oratorio Tangram, Crazy Taxi and I think I remember Sega GT being pretty good too?

But is it affordable? Because if not capitalism is gonna capitalism and keep using the more affordable material until the government decides it wants to do something 25 years later

I don’t mean to be a downer, this is great to have, but it’s hard to feel like anything is going to come of it.