You’re not how orbital mechanics work.

Land in ocean, suddenly Tom Hanks is involved.

See? They still landed amongst the stars.

Damn. That’s worth savoring.

Oh, I’ve touched a horse.

Nicolas Cage’s The Wicker Man is the only John Wick spinoff worth your time.

I wish women’s screams still riled me. It’d sure make mornings a lot easier.

As in “FWD: FW: Fwd: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw:?”

Or…?

Is the video broken for everyone or just me? It doesn’t want to play.

First, they came for Wordpad, and I did not speak out–because I did not use Wordpad…

They didn’t call it the Constitutional Cumvention for nothing.

You’re gonna want to get some tweezers and collect those bad boys one-by-one, to be safe.

Earth is lovely, it’s humanity I struggle with.

Sony boss asks customers to push back harder.

Chick-fil-A spicy chicken sandwich (pretty much always perfect, too). Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. biscuits (made fresh every morning). My top two probably.

They really should.

Black Dreamcast is pretty sexy.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

I hope this doesn’t affect my folders full of every Sega game rom ever.

Step one to resisting: bullet-time.

Not to be “that guy,” but it really has been happening for quite awhile now (/r/thedonald as one example). And I agree it seems inevitable that it will only get worse.