No, but I did stupidly pirate/start playing Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree, not realizing it wasn’t a base game + DLC deal. Maybe that’s what I should do with the rest of my night. Pirate proper Elden Ring. Good call.

I’m just going to have the balls to say it: I’m anti-death. Boom, there it is. Flame away if you must, but I don’t like it when things die. I’m sorry if my old-fashioned views aren’t welcome here.

What’s their take on accidental creampies?

Even if that baby thinks they can’t.

I worry you’re right.

That video is like a weirdly nostalgic confessional of my time in D.C. I was a huge piece of shit. Systematic theology book. Capitol Hill job. Little bitty bow ties. Speakeasies. Pork stuffed potatoes at Dixie Bones. People can change.

Thanks. Take lots of psychedelics, everyone.

When I was a conservative piece of shit, in my younger days, I had the most outlandish bumper stickers you can imagine. Probably more outlandish than you can imagine, actually, 99.9% likelihood. There were quite a few. I knew I was being an ass and I loved when it offended people, because I was miserable. Someone was paying attention to me. I was getting a reaction. I existed! Anyway, yeah, it can be as simple as “they get off on ruining your day cuz they’re miserable pieces of shit.” Speaking from experience.

Wouldn’t have it any other way.

I kinda love PS5, but even still, I agree with the sentiment. Haptic feedback in all PC controllers, pleeeease?

At this price, I can not own two!

Gettin’ real real real fast.

Presumably on the Smart Clock?

I think you might underestimate C-sections. My ex had one and older women could visually recognize it, because she struggled to walk for awhile.

The Nyquil that helps you sleep is a Godsend when I feel like this.

Awwwww. HI!

Then post it for the rest of us.

Also pedophilia on private islands!

We can’t all be Randy Pitchford. I bet it runs so well for him. :(

They’re not premium gamers. It’s about what’s inside your soul, not the kind of PC you have.

Oof, but yes.

Don’t these things have a “kamikaze on target” setting by default now? Any Karen harassing you does so at his or her own peril.