The only thing I’m vibing to is New Order’s “Substance 1987” on vinyl.

Pretty sure I’m doing it right

This is how I do it. Am I doing it wrong?

Apparently Microsoft views success as Quarterly Profits, and long term planning for the future has taken a backseat.

They’ve been floundering for a while. Eliminating jobs only guarantees they’ll flounder even longer.

Corporations don’t care about people. This bank doesn’t care about you. Banks care for no one but themselves.

Probably not reading them. A family member told me at their work someone had an LLM summarize an issue spread out over a long email chain and sent the summary to their boss, who had an LLM summarize the summary.

Wow, it’ll be so great having these summaries nobody asked for added to various feeds so that they can be scrolled past and ignored!

Yay more hype. Just what we needed more of, it’s hype, at last

I don’t know why there’s so much hate for Vim. It’s simple- just use it as your default text editor since you first started using computers, and keep using it forever, and problem solved!

Friday afternoons are best for this

Thanks very much!!

Was it apple? I just heard about them last week but they seem expensive

Imagine a boot SO mighty that if it exists it might crush you, so you need to lick it ahead of time so that someday if it does exist, it might not crush you.

Which one of these symbols is Bash? If none, does that mean I’m not a nerd?

I just love when I get a meeting update in my Outlook and Teams says “new notification!” but it’s the same notification as Outlook that I’ve already cleared, but then my phone buzzes because Teams is shouting “There is new activity!” but it’s not new activity, it’s the same notification I’ve already cleared on both Outlook and Teams on my laptop

This is some dystopian fan fiction.

Jose has seen me come to work everyday through those doors for more than half a year. I believe this was his idea of a joke. He must have disabled the turnstile right before I was to scan my key card. I went straight to my manager to see “If everything was OK.”

And it’s not all that well-written, either.

Even if this is somewhat cool and interesting, it definitely reads like it was written by AI, and is more than twice as long as it needs to be. If not AI, you need to better edit your posts, Op.

This is a great shot

Some people are so poor that all they have is money

Meh

Too expensive