Not even any fine lines? Hard to believe.

I actually do call it the elbowpit

Hey don’t misunderestimate them!

No gut?

Aw I’m sorry for your loss :'(

Both are very cute!

Those pink beans and that pink nose!! 😍

I guess things like dicing = 1/4" cubes

Or restraining order

Oh I thought it was a little vinca flower on his head, but I think I like duckplant / auberduck better!

Come on man, this is a community for wholesomeness. You could’ve just scrolled on by.

Aw, you too lil duck! ☺️

Kids also learn from unfettered access to the internet, which it sounds like was a big factor in this case.

Yeah and also (even more crucially) no scientific education whatsoever

Thanks duck, but you’ve got your work cut out for you - I’m doing colonoscopy prep today. 😬

Yeah and (at least in this case) if he’s a security guard, he just walks right on in!

Hey now, it was eight very strong questions!

Welp I don’t have children and it would be highly weird if I went around forcing other people’s kids to go play free-range so…

Serious question, have you considered the trades? It seems that jobs like electrician, plumber, auto mechanic, etc are a lot more secure than white collar jobs are right now, especially STEM. I know at least where I live (Philly exurbs) there’s a shortage of electricians, with only 2 going into the trade as 5 retire. You get paid during your training and through the union you get healthcare and a pension. Something to think about.

True, but kids aren’t free-range anymore the way they were when I was growing up in the '80s & '90s. It didn’t used to matter if you had a small backyard if you had a big neighborhood to roam. But from what I understand, kids aren’t allowed to just get on their bikes and go explore like they used to. Larger yards give kids a place to play, to get some fresh air and exercise instead of being indoors glued to a screen.

Delco gonna Delco, we all know this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯