No way!

While having two words for blue because “they look different”

People seem to believe this so let me clarify:

Literally, “apple of [the] earth”. The word pomme used to mean “fruit” in Old French. The French construction originated, as calques, Dutch aardappel, Icelandic jarðepli, Persian سیب‌زمینی (sib-zamini), Modern Hebrew תפוח אדמה (tapúakh adamá), the rare English earthapple, German Erdapfel, etc.

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In fact, apple was a catch all term for fruits in many languages from time to time, hence pineapple (originally meaning pinecone, later used for the exotic fruit because of similarity) or German Apfelsine (orange, literally apple from China), …

Nudel?? NUDEL???

I don’t know if everyone gets the reference: RollerCoaster Tycoon is in fact writing mostly in assembly to use the hardware more efficiently

“Man macht keine Witze über den Holocaust.”

“Oh, ich vergaß.”

Patriarchy is for sure a cause many people die from, so maybe it’s time to fight and die for ending it

Just make sure you don’t develop an allergic reaction. Could happen with too much exposure

I first read it as “dying for a cause”. I guess cigarettes make you more revolutionary or something

Wait, you aren’t my family? You lied to me!

Patriarchal violence…

But true, the US is one of the few countries that didn’t sign the children’s rights convention

Some h*bits die hard

Where is lemmygrad? I would have expected them to make it on the list

As so often, you steal from the capitalist, not the workers

That’s b*llshit

My parents had a dictionary of foreign words and I didn’t always use them correctly

I’m glad when I can share my wisdom!

FR, before there were pedestrians, cities were much saver places, or rather the inhabited places where later cities were founded but lets don’t get lost in details.

Dad jokes are puns. This isn’t a pun.