Thanks! Same to you!

exactly

You must have many friends, with charm like that

Good point

How?

He hoped the beeper didn’t go off though, isn’t that the opposite of “I hope you die”?

Still not a good thing to say. Even if one were to believe him that it was a joke, it would still be pretty horrendous

If you’re frictionless too, physicists will love you

The wikipedia page has a calculator that supports metric more properly