muse

On the plus side, we might end up in a Planetes esque future where space garbageman is a lucrative job

Russia to be first country to cut first subsea fiber optic cable connecting Africa with Australia

Yeah and after we leave the movie theater we’ll go to a concert, so save up!

Brave being run by a bigot crypto bro makes it a non-option for lots of us, sadly.

I played so much TS3 one summer that my memory of the rest of the series is hazy

Dance dance dance dance dance like a monkey

Protest imitates life

“Hahaha nooo don’t make me find out after fucking around haha lol”

ok

Dinosaurs destroy man… women inherit the earth

“The nuclear” makes me think of Trump rambling about his uncle

This was by far the dumbest comment chain I have ever read to the end. I know you thought you sounded smug and smart, but jesus was it cringe.

You can buy jpegs for 100k and sell them for 84 bucks too

Ah so he was commiting temporal anomalies and risking a subspace collapse from tampering with multiversal duplication.

5 years in prison sounds too lenient (/j)

monocle pops off face in shock

Wow dude literally just told his entire userbase they’re wasting their money.

Bold strategy, Cotton.

So nothing can be done is what you’re saying

Bull trap. Which will follow with a bear trap. Then after two bounces it’ll crash like Robinhood.

Doubly so as they’ve banned VPNs from accessing even old.reddit.com as of a few hours ago

I have never seen smb short for somebody, and spent far too long reading that as “shake my butt” in the same connotation as smh