If this is real…

Educational Dysfunction then.

The Onion’s first headline needs to be:

“Oh Shit! It’s ALL true!”

Reassemble the MythBusters

She should pay income tax…

Most will be too uneducated to comprehend.

They did get Jenkins tho!

Democratic Party : Republican Party :: Washington Generals : Harlem Globetrotters

Im sorry you were unable to percieve the sarcasm ridiculing the legislation for its shortsightedness.

If only those affected could call for an appointment to swap to those low or no cost phones.

Alternatively, they use a feeble nurse.

engagement prisons

Need to get Elon’s AI robot to master ju-jit-su and target Zuck.

Duct tape?

Only legal for educationale, reproductioning, or ownin dem libs. (sic.)

How are they going to write a law that bans social media while allowing online school?

Placebodong pills.

Ironically a live vaccine approach.

Sure it was a Comm satellite for the world’s tensest area, which is about to go to bigger war.

who would have ASAT capability at GEO?

how could it be launched to GEO undetected?

Times are tough without all that money from selling Easter Seal hides.

The Un doesn’t do it for you/us?