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At the back I guess!

Only thick shit cunts drink warm orange juice and “tunes” of toothpaste.

Aye

Wind waker is a game I remember having it the wrong way round on the horizontal axis. Fucking did my nut in

And as far as I’m concerned, all games should have their fucking y axis inverted as default so I don’t have to keep turning it on.

If I have a camera on a tripod and I angle down…the view goes up. If I angle up, the view goes down. That’s how it works. Or, I guess, how my mind works at least.

If someone grabbed my (steadily getting overgrown) hair from the back and yank down, my eyesight will move up. And vice versa.

Look, I’m all about fairness…but why prevent people from colouring themselves blue and adding a white flappy hat?

Yep it’s porn

And it’s strangely nostalgic, those little GIFs…takes me right back to the 56k days.

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So I can use my Rift S on Linux? If so, then awesome.

Can’t use VR or HDR on Linux sadly. Those are the only two things holding me back.

Yarrr…tis not a man. Tis a remorseless eating machine!

I don’t own a car anymore and haven’t for two years now. I walk everywhere. Around 10 miles most days through the countryside and coast from town to town.

Healthiest I’ve ever been, I can eat what I want a lot of the time too. I’ve got basically no body fat and I have a ridiculous amount of energy. I feel constantly refreshed too, before I was lethargic and overweight.

I live in the UK however in a very pedestrian orientated location where I can do this without issue. Or get a bus or train if needed. I have absolutely no idea how it would be possible in a rural area or a car centric city. I guess it wouldn’t be, and the people in charge are not willing to change.

And the UK

Fucking idiotic, thick as two short planks bunch of pricks, the lot of them. Cunts.

…politicians I mean, not the children. They’re cool.

All I can say is - I dont give a shit, but thank god they used her proper, actual design rather than the redesign bollocks.

I’ll likely never play COD again but that’s the best Lara Croft has looked in years. Makes me want a true modern sequel to the originals.

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I don’t intend on using this at the moment but applaud the name

i9 9900k @ 5ghz, WD black 1tb nvme, RTX 3080 12gb, 32gb ddr4 ram, win10

I get 60fps in totk

That’s a bingo

My example was just the first that came to mind. But like baldurs gate, you can tell the amount of care and passion that has been put into it. And it’s a AAA title no matter whether people think otherwise due to it being a Switch exclusive (admittedly, I only play switch games nowadays on my PC emulated in 4k60fps but still…)

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No, that was 2. That mechanic and plot point doesn’t exist in 3. 3 has very little, if any, fanservice, most due to its dark subject matter (infinite war, limited lifespans)

And yes, AAA. It cost multiple millions, hundreds of staff working on it, hundreds of hours of VA including notable UK talent (Jenna Coleman, etc), a fully orchestral soundtrack by Yasunori Mitsuda recorded in multiple countries, and the game itself pushes the switch to breaking point. It absolutely counts and is considered by Nintendo as one.

There’s loads of other examples of decent single player experiences without bullshit, this one just came to mind first. And I hope Baldurs Gate’s success brings more like these

Meanwhile:

Jan 2022: “Heres xenoblade 3, an absolutely gigantic single player game, no microtransactions, pushes the console to it’s absolute limit, Monolithsoft at the top of their fucking game. Announced today, out in september.”

April 2022: “Lol, it’s now out in july. Enjoy.”.

Baldurs gate is fucking sweet, but let’s not act like it’s a unique occurance in AAA gaming.