Good.

He’s working on concrete steps?

…

Any chance some one could shove him down them?

Here’s how to turn that off:

1. Uninstall Google Chrome
2. Install Firefox, Ungoogled Chromium, or, heck, Vivaldi
3. Stop trusting Google

There we go, problem solved.

They lost me when they said it was going to run Windows.

Wait… there’s a Coffee County in Georgia?

I’m not sure Mexico would want it, what with all the Texans running around on it…

(To all my lefty/socialist friends in Texas, I apologize if this is offensive. Also, living in Iowa, it’s not like I have a lot of room to talk…)

Assuming you actually want to know…

Because if you’re not into them, the constant flood of sports stuff is annoying. I’m not interested in the NFL or the NCAA, and I never will be. But every damn year the Superbowl and March Madness take over for a month or more. Being able to just shunt all that crap off to the side would be nice.

Dude you can’t deny facts just 'cause they’re uncomfortable. Texas is American.

I know it hurts, and I know it’s hard, but you can’t treat cancer by ignoring it. It can be cut out or medicated, but if you ignore it, it kills you.

Oh. What a shock. Look. I’m surprised. See:

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And the Platinum Award for Least Surprising News Headline goes to…

Hell, I know I am…