Like if it was slightly cold out there would be fluff available.

If we were lost in the wild this alpaca could take care of me.

A cheap method to unblock anything:

• Remove any loose material.
• Now pour 30 gallons of jet fuel in the area.
• Ignite it but stand back at least a few feet.

Shell shocked mosquito: There is a land lads, bristling with barbed wire so thick ye see not sun nor moon. Where ye go in to feed but may never return.

Imagine him missing and shooting the inventor in the nards.

In paint be sure to make a bunch of random lines and then use the fill bucket to fill in random colors in the spaces.

This R2 unit has a bad motivator.

That one mushy moldy strawberry that snuck in: “Now to corrupt the entire batch! Muhahaha!””

This is exactly why I don’t want to go to kangaroo prison.

Travel sized panther.

Being destroyed by a giant machine is terrible but it did file the proper paperwork first so what can be done at this point?

My wife will sometimes get me little treats and it is the freakin best.

Me: I need to go to sleep.
Also me: This 3 hour video about islands in the shape of dogs looks interesting.

Dude. One time I accidentally tried to sell them a shellcraft crown and they got so pissed that they sent in the bear cavalry.

Maybe I’m alone in this but I’d love to play different races from the game to make fortresses. Imagine a rat-man empire hell bent on stealing everyone’s cheese.

It’s YOUR turn to shave the cavalry mounts!

It’s all fun and games until the frosty waves tickle the pickle.

Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.

Dear IRS,

How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.

Your pal,
saltnotsugar

This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.