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Aww man. He never got to go to Rio with Arnold Schwarzenegger after all. Well, atleast he gets to hang out with Ted Bundy again

Goddamn… this is actually a really well framed and boiled down to the guts of it kinda statement. Every now and then, but all too rarely, bad things happen to bad people. Thanks Chief. Tell Keiko I said hi

And nothing of value was lost. RIP in piss, scumbag.

Implying these shitheads aren’t already on a sex offender registry

This. And that’s a good thing

Between molesting them, destroying Child Labor laws, trying to legalize child brides, and now this shit… when it comes to traumatizing children, Republicans are the GOAT

Ah yes. The serotonin hit I just received from resding this was divine. This is one of the most satisfying FAFO’s I’ve seen recently

If it can infuriate him into a massive coronary, job well done then

Thank you for this. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard on my lunch break ever

Chris Hannah from Propagandhi is my dream President, but he’s Canadian and being a resident of the United Failed State of America, no way are they letting my ass have citizenship (no shade)

That he lost to the tutorial boss as well as being trolled to high heaven as well as Starlink crapping out is the icing on top of the icing on the cake. Bully these people. The ones that call others “snowflakes” are projecting harder than an IMAX. Bully them into the fuckin grave

If it’s any consolation my Florida breh, Mike McDaniel is my favorite coach in the whole league, and it ain’t even close

barf no, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, BABY!

I’m with OhStopYellingAtMe and I’m an NFC South boy. I don’t think the Eagles are as reviled as the Chiefs or Cowboys, but that stock has been climbing for decades

I hate myself a little for typing this, but, Fly Eagles, Fly!

YES. This whole performative “Me stepping down and letting some right wing stooge replace me will really inspire people” bullshit has to come to an end. They’re just conceding defeat, fucking forfeiting, when that’s the last goddamned thing we need from our civil servants! … you’re not fucking helping!

These people need to understand this quickly, like yesterday: This whole “protesting by stepping down” thing, doesn’t help a damn thing. These mass resignations only embolden the shitheads to continue breaking the law with no fear of reprisal

Another insightful deep-cut article from my favorite columnist Captain Obvious

Yeah man, let’s just agree this sucks for anyone with any degree of empathy.

I’m white, grew up in Florida and got to witness Bush v Gore firsthand as a teen, the psychic damage messed me up so bad, enough to the point where I started to pay attention and be more politically active.

I’m casting a vote against fascism and racism - We’re in this together

I know, I just hate that this is my headspace regarding what are supposed to be free and democratic elections. It’s an existential kind of dread, and it fucking sucks