Well yeah, it’s hard to fit a musket in to a candy bar.

And yet she didn’t ask him about his highschool mascot.

Hey, someone I haven’t spoken to in years is messaging me…oh

Is she washing them with dish soap?

2 + 2 = 4

2 x 2 = 4

3 + 3 = 6

Therefore 3 x 3 = 6

I wonder if it was a rights issue. Konami made the arcade game while all of the Simpsons games on the NES/SNES/Genesis/Game Boy/Game Gear were published by Acclaim.

This was Mario 40 years ago:

Phillips CDi? Oh no!

Na na na na

Na na na na

Hey hey hey

Goodbye

That would explain why Musk is full of shit.

Ah, so it was the streets of Utica.

I thought that was from the streets of Albany?

The Atari Lynx had the graphics to blow the Game Boy out of the water. Unfortunately most of the games sucked so it died quickly.

I’d take the 50 cents as long as I don’t end up with 5 cents. I don’t want a Nickelback.

I found who he’s looking for:

We had these in school one year. Of course, it being school means that all of the games available were educational. The school actually let parents rent them for like a month at a time, which is something my parents did. Too bad we couldn’t keep it.

How many consoles look like toilets?

The Simpsons Hit and Run is a solid GTA style game and is considered to be one of the best Simpsons games ever. The Simpsons Road Rage is a rip-off of Crazy Taxi but is still a solid game. The Simpsons Game is also a good game that kinda does it’s own thing. Don’t bother with the Simpsons Skateboarding, that one sucks.

If you like Life is Strange, you should try Tell me Why. It’s by the same developers and it feels like what Life is Strange 2 should’ve been.