Jesus. If you see a kid with a balloon, do you have a burning need to tell them that there was probably exploitation involved in the harvesting of the rubber?

You just typed all that out so that you could tell us all that your cats are named Mulder and Scully and I’m happy that you did. Nice. My friend’s two cats are named Brunhilda, and Dawg.

(sitting cross-legged on the floor drinking a juice box) “How DID it end, grampa?”

So, just the right amount of safe then?

Doing God’s work …

Welcome to Lemmy! We got comp-sci majors, ADHD worriers, AND hyperfocus autistics. Take a seat anywhere!

I think all of the serial style connectors did, but some were considered optional in the spec.

Not enough info. What wattage of microwave? What size and filling of the burrito? Is he allowed to drink water and/or wine between bites? Have you recently modified the DNS settings on the microwave?

I think you’re confusing the ideas of “Innocent until proven guilty” with “reasonable suspicion”. I hesitate to ask, but, do you think OJ did it?

To both of you: Given the specificity of your wording, I am honestly curious, do you believe he did not pull the trigger, or do you believe that he did, but is free of wrongdoing? There’s a big difference between the two views.

I’m assuming that if you know that, you probably also know what she does for a living now… And I also want to know that. Programmer? Porn? Paralegal? I can’t even take a guess that feels right.

Ya. It’s a joke, and that’s how jokes work. In this essay, I will explain, examine, and critique every known form of Homo sapiens humor.

In the beginning…

For the LULZ obviously.

Queen

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No. For the same reason that they didn’t demolish Auschwitz. We must learn from our follies, lest we repeat them.

Come over to Marblecake and I’ll explain.

He looks like you just called him some kind of dog version of a racial slur.

Not before transmitting the date, time, an it’s serial number to Apple HQ to void your warranty.

Actually, their quite soft.