Gosh, it’s like every time some big genuine shitshow is about to be revealed, we get to enjoy some surface-level bullshit distraction. What are the odds?

times like these, I feel pretty shitty about how the world and I have condemned my kids to suffer the water wars in a handful of years

Naw, no hate. iPods are fuckin rad. Younger generations should definitely get to enjoy older tech. But the author’s observations weren’t really anything I needed to invest my time in reading. I know old iTunes had a visualizer. I don’t know why I read the whole thing anyways

Why did I just read an article about using an iPod that was clearly written by someone born in the early-mid 2000s? I know the original ipod was fun. I was there, gandalf

Replace those first two panels with sneaky napping and this is perfect

Oh no, you’re breaking my heart /s

Dumbass

Didn’t Xfinity recently rebrand itself to use just an X for most things, too?

I’m beginning to question this guy’s decision making skills /s

With hookers and blackjack?

Lemmy (hopefully) fits the bill for this type of solution. Though it still sucks that we have to burn Alexandria again to depart in that direction

At first I thought it was app, but lemmy.world is struggling on Memmy for me as well