The important question this raises is:

After replacing the Windows logo key cap with a penguin or distro logo, what symbol do you put on the new key?

It can be if you’re lactose intolerant.

*starts rocking back and forth in chair

It’s very possible Germany becomes run by Nazis again.

Nope. Not a chance. You can quote me on this.
I do see how it looks like it could right now, though.

There’s around 25% convinced right wing supporters in Germany. That number hasn’t changed all that much in decades.
Now shit looks bad cause all 25% feel empowered and have rallied behind a single party, instead of being split into reluctant conservative voters, non-voters and a few hardcore Nazi party voters like in the past.
But 25% aren’t enough to take over our system. Our entire country was specifically designed to prevent that, from top to bottom.

Yeah, but they’re still a lot less Nazi than the USA were in 1939.
(That’s also something that gives me hope today: There aren’t any full-on Nazi rallies in a packed Madison Square Garden. Yet back then, just 2 years after this photo, the US started supporting the fight against the Nazis.)

Wait for the Germans to liberate you, I guess.

A candidate who’s not a billionaire is forced to sell their ass to billionaire donors, in order to finance their campaign.

What are the top 2? Mastodon and what else?

Debian.

I mean, just look at the logo!

That’s what federation is all about.

Yeah, they usually have a jpeg with the time schedule, and put that on their facebook or instagram.
One of the results of the extreme deregulation and privatization of everything in the country – Now every bus connection is serviced by a different company, which usually consists of one bus and 2 self employed people.
For the major connections there’s a privately run service that tries to keep track of what company drives where, and puts that on a website where you can buy tickets – for a slightly higher price of course.
But for the minor connections, your only chance is phyiscally going to the bus stop, where QR codes for the Meta accounts and Whatsapp Nr are posted, or you can ask at the nearest empanadas stand.

Don’t know about where you live, but in the EU, there’s a hard upper limit on the caffeine concentration in drinks you can legally sell.
Any syrup designed to be watered down before you drink it would be above the limit and therefore illegal.

Just travelled through Chile. All bus schedules in the south are exclusively on Facebook and Instagram, and literally the only way to book a ticket is Whatsapp.
I wish I was exaggerating.

The vast majority of people live on the northern hemisphere, and the seasons have probably the biggest impact on when people are born the most.

Assuming equal amount of people was born each other day

That’s a pretty big assumption.

Telegram can read all your actual conversations (since almost no one uses encryption on it).
It’s run using a complex web of shell companies in various countries like the British Virgin Islands, Dubai and a lot of others.
They say they don’t sell your data, but it is a for-profit organisation and no one can really know what they do.

Telegram is actually worse for privacy and security than Whatsapp.

No, “traditionally” it’s picked for them right after birth.
Any surplus parts are cut off, problem solved.

Just a reminder that you can play AAA titles until you die and never pay more than $15 per game, if you wait for a couple years and a sale.

Generally, if you know the meaning of all words, and the grammar is correct, you should be able to read and understand it.
Most of the time the problem is that you don’t know the meaning of all words.
Even if you know one possible meaning of every word in the sentence, words can have multiple meanings and you’re probably unaware of that which the author meant.