8.10 was the last good Ubuntu. (It also had the best default wallpaper ever)

If you look at the “improvements” in every release since, you’ll notice that shit like they do currently isn’t an accident:

9.04 integrated web services into the main user interface.
9.10 integrated Ubuntu One (Ubuntu’s OneDrive, upgradable for money) by default and introduced the slooooow Ubuntu Software Center
10.04 integrated an interface to post on social media
10.10 introduced Unity, and app purchases in the Software Center
11.04 made Unity the default
11.10 removed Gnome as fallback to Unity
12.04 introduced the buggy HUD
12.10 added the famous Amazon ad lense to it by default

and it goes on like this…

They stopped him for a few dollars’ worth of fare.
They shot him for charging at them with a knife.

Read my comment again:

install Firefox from FlatPak
the Mozilla repo
or from source

In none of these cases will Ubuntu be able to install it from snap instead.
Only the Firefox “package” in the Ubuntu repos actually just links to a script that installs the snap.

Arch is so great, bro! The AUR has everything!
With yay, it’s so easy, bro!
Update Arch
yay breaks
stays broken for days

Any other distro that had a broken package manager for 3 days, ever?

when I don’t have a choice and I am being forced to use what the distro maintainers think is good for me.

That’s the case on literally any distro.
And just like on literally any distro, you can also install Firefox from FlatPak, the Mozilla repo or from source.

not to mention that dude’s life

Isn’t this joke missing the first half?

Of course. No other distro existed when Jesus was alive.

“I mean we’d love to, but unfortunately it’s still illegal.”

a really nice one, like 1K euros plus

1K is below entry level for a decent adult bicycle nowadays.

Be the lack of change you want to see in the world!

RebeccaBlackOS > Hannah Montana Linux

It’s like watching a drunk gorilla in a weird dress stumbling around, doing ridiculous things while acting tough.
It would be funny, except you’re stuck inside the room with it, it’s holding a rocket launcher, and half the people in the room with you are imitating its moves.

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At my job I run what my employer wants me to run. I get paid for it, they get to decide the OS.
But at home I’ve been running Linux since 2006.

switch to Slackware
tell everyone
feel superior to billions of Arch users
occasionally drop a “Linux has become much too easy nowadays”

Checkmate, Satan. Praised be Bob!

And you can even feed them a vegan diet.

Why do I keep reading it as “and I forgot I wasn’t human”?

Cause it just sounds like a lot.

I chose the hard way to disable it back then, and switched to Debian.