Get rid of the FDA and there’ll be no radioactive shrimp.

– our current “government”

You’ll have to hit up the local glasses stores. Luckily there’s plenty of em.

You’ll be okay, OP. It will be extra shitty though. Imagine running from a horde of cannibalistic raiders and you drop your glasses…

Because he likes Russian dick. We’ve already established this.

And I demand pedos move out of DC immediately. Actually, I’d like them to move to a new planet. Mars. Go to Mars (you can take all the oxygen you can carry).

Yam Tits just heard the term, hence the sudden tariffs.

Boycott the Olympics. Full stop.

Do not participate. Do not let your athletes go to a fascist country. Do not watch or follow any streams. And if you live in this shithole, don’t go.

Disgraceful.

You are a museum, a place to see history as it actually was. Caving to a dick-tator… Just wow…

Fuck if I’ll ever go to the Smithsonian after this. The Pedo is just going to pull your funding anyways so wtf???

Oh, you didn’t lie well enough to protect the Pedo in Chiefs fragile ego…

Yam Tits will hire some other mushroom-fluffer who will absolutely say 93% approval rating and so many jobs omg. Like clockwork.

But you know what this really reminds me of? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES UNREDACTED, YOU COWARDS!

Mmmm, nah, no thanks.

And by no thanks I really mean KMA. That sounds dumb and greedy. Maybe focus on better things— like not banning people for updoots. 🤷‍♀️